Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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