That's intense
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Randomize
