Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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