I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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