Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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