Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I need you to use more vowels.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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