But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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