Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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