If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Randomize
