my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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