It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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