Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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