guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It's just like the Real World with babies
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
