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Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka