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(937): View more from Ohio

love makes seman taste better

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(520): View more from Arizona

just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?

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(917): View more from New York City

i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere

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no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john

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(719): View more from Colorado

tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?

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(804): View more from Virginia

He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons

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(765): View more from Indiana

I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.

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