love makes seman taste better
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.