This is not my ceiling
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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