Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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