Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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