The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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