My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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