3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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