just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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