that's an acceptable place to lick
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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