the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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