dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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