Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS