I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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