If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
