So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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