Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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