i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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