You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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