So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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