I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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