he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
smell my finger.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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