Don't you send me to vm
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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