operation harelip BJ is a go
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
