Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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