But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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