she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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