i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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