dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.