OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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