so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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