so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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