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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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