margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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