Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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