No subtext here. People are naked.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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