The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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