I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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