i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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