no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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