whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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