On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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