Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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