Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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