dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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