is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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